Incesticide Lyrics -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIVE Pick me, pick me, yeah Live alone, lone single At least, at least, yeah Everyone is hollow Pick me, pick me, yeah Everyone is waiting Pick me, pick me, yeah You can even pay them Hey Dive, dive, dive Dive in me Kiss this, kiss that, yeah Live alone, lone single At least, at least, yeah You could be my hero Pick me, pick me, yeah Everyone is waiting Hit me, hit me, yeah I'm real good at hating -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SLIVER My mom and dad went to a show They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed, said please don't go Grandma take me home [8X] I had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatoes and stuff like that I couldn't chew, my meat was good Grandma take me home [8X] She said don't you start your crying Go outside and ride your bike That's what I did, I killed my toe Grandma take me home [8X] After dinner I had ice cream I fell asleep and watched TV I woke up in my mother's arms Grandma take me home [about nineteen repetitions] I want to be alone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- STAIN Well he never bleeds and he never fucks And he never leaves cause he's got bad luck Well he never reads and he never rusts And he never sleeps cause he's got bad luck yeah I'm a stain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BEEN A SON She should have stayed away from friends She should have had more time to spend She should have died when she was born She should have worn the crown of thorns She should have been a son She should have stood out in the crowd She should have made her mother proud She should have fallen on her stance She should have had another chance She should have been a son -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TURNAROUND Take a step outside yourself And turn around Take a look at who you are It's pretty scary So silly It is revolting You're not much If you are anything Take a step outside the city And turn around Take a look at what you are It is revolting You're really nowhere So wasteful So foolish Poppycock Who said don't look back? Don't believe 'em Go for that crazy sounding restaurant Cause they're gonna try and get behind you Don't you let them do it You know what I'm talking about? You hear me talking? You hear me talking? It's pretty scary, totally, it's so revolting Take a step outside the country And you turn around Take a look at what you are It is amazing Take a good look You're no big deal You're so petty It's a laugh Take a step outside the planet Turn around and around Take a look at what you are It's pretty scary -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MOLLY'S LIPS She said she'd take me anywhere She'd take me anywhere As long as she stayed with me She said she'd take me anywhere She'd take me anywhere As long as I stayed clean Kiss, kiss Molly's lips -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SON OF A GUN Up, up, up and down Turn, turn, turn around Round, round, roundabout and over again Gun, gun, son of a gun You are the only one Who makes any difference what I say The sun shines in the bedroom when we play The raining only starts when you go away -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (NEW WAVE) POLLY Polly wants a cracker Think I should get off her first Think she wants some water To put out the blowtorch It isn't me, we have some seed Let me clip your dirty wings Let me take a ride, don't hurt yourself I want some help to help myself I've got some rope, you have been told I promise you I have been true Let me take a ride, don't hurt yourself I want some help to help myself Polly wants a cracker Maybe she would like more food She asks me to untie her A chase would be nice for a few Polly said Polly says her back hurts She's just as bored as me She caught me off my guard Amazes me, the will of instinct -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BEESWAX Note: This is basically all wrong. Why doesn't she need him for a father? Not only made us, but I can thrive on his shit Goring my manhood turns a man off Like Pepe LePew would say Hey, hey, hey, then we clash I got my diddly spayed [3X] I got my diddly She laughs about it Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right Jacking themselves off polyester I wanna jump, this isn't right Hey, when am I getting it back? I got my diddly spayed [3X] I got my diddly I don't know why I got a joke too silly to say Don't touch the balls I got a dick, Dick, hear my fucking hate I got my diddly spayed [3X] I got my diddly If your world is getting ugly Fiberglass insulated has gave us cotton candy Sunning down to save El Rancho ovulate <- what? Freely kill him, make it wrong Bill has brought me deep in idle Billy Slim reminds me of someone I'm sick of being on the Love Boat Don't need to kneel 'cause they wanna jump rope And I say, look I got my diddly spayed I got a little tail I got my diddly spayed [2X] Ahhhh, I got no balls Don't throw that ball I got a huh, huh When ya gonna learn? I got my diddly spayed [6X] I got my diddly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOWNER See Bleach. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MEXICAN SEAFOOD Oh, itchy flakes, it isn't through me Till the jaw's in flames, it's entertaining True, the fungus mold is my attraction Oh, it's only a dys-infection Only hurts a night, until I pee Only hurts a night, until I sleep Oh, coming up, and diarrhea On the tile floor, a gum of pizza In the toilet bowl, aroma cloudy Toss, feel it burn, become a chowdered mess Only hurts a night, until I pee Only hurts a night, until I sleep Oh, take my bed, I've just consumed some Flies. Bugs and fleas and even mucus Stain the Vaseline, and tainted burgers Stop, in case it learns, and takes a joke as such. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAIRSPRAY QUEEN I was your mine, you were mine, my enemy You were mine, I was your, your enemy You were mine, I was your, your enemy You were mine, I was once your enahhhh You rang Your ears rang At night, wishful goddess At night, wish the hardest At night, disco goddess At night, we'll go-ahhhh Wishful goddess At night, wish the hardest At night, wishful goddess At night, wishful god At night, wishful goddess At night, wish the hardest At night, disco goddess At night, you were so modest At night, Crisco lovefest At night, a mouthful on me It's like, fish-filled garbage At night, the wishful gaaahhhhhhh [humpy-growling] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AERO ZEPPLIN What's the season of love if you can't have everything? What's the reason you're around if a crime means anything? What's the meaning in a crime? It's a crime if anything What's the meaning of love? It's grand, it's grand How a culture comes again, it's a crime of yesterday And you swear it's not a trend, doesn't matter anyway There's no need to talk to friends, nothin' new is everyday You could shit upon the stairs, you'll be friends You'll be friends [3X] All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly Should the siren irritate, keep it movin' equally Not to know is just the fact, we're a problem nowadays An idea is what we lack, doesn't matter anyway All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly Still the son will imitate, keep it fallin' equally Not to know is just the facts, we're worse nowadays An idea is what we lack, doesn't matter anyway Hey? hey? hey? hey? hey? hey? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIG LONG NOW It's not cold enough Please put this side up She is moving through (She is new, improved) Can we show our faces now? I'm not interesting She's not turning green Shameful as it seems Can we show our faces now? In this clime I am blind Why can't I hear? Color blind Speak a phrase (Speaking) Instantly grow (Grown) I am blind Waiting in line / Why am I shown? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANEURYSM Come on over and do the twist, uh-huh Overdo it and have a fit, uh-huh Love you so much it makes me sick, uh-huh Come on over and do the twist, uh-huh Beat me outta me, beat it, beat it Come on over and do the twist, uh-huh Overdo it and have a fit, uh-huh Love you so much it makes me sick, uh-huh Come on over and shoot the shit, uh-huh She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart